Peterbd predicts how everyone involved with 40 LIKELY TO DIE BEFORE 40 will die (before they turn 40).
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Peter bd predicting my death:
anyone who was aware of mira gonzalez knew that she was going to be a famous author. it was so obvious. she had the it factor and everyone around her knew it. everyone fucking knew that shit. 2015 was the year of mira gonzalez. only 23 and she was the writer of the moment. funny tweets. beautiful. self-deprecating. hilarious. genius. she had all the qualities of making it big. that’s why it sucks that brad listi accidentally killed her. it was so random and never should’ve happened. if you would like to know how it happened please continue reading. if you would not like to know how it happened then please stop reading now because what you are about to read is extremely graphic and disturbing.
ok so if you made it this far then you have chosen the latter. here is an explanation of how mr listi killed one of the best writers of her generation:
brad had mira over for dinner the day after her second book of poetry was released. everyone was raving about it and brad especially loved reading it and was happy that mira seemed to be at a good place in her life. after dinner, brad asked mira what they should do next
brad: what should we do next?
mira: let’s play russian roulette
brad usually agreed to everything mira said because he loved joining in on what the kids were doing. he also never knew if mira was being serious or fucking with him which was, unfortunately, bad for mira because this time she was wasn’t fucking with him at all. she and brad played their little game and brad ended up shooting mira in the head. it looked as if she died instantly and brad was completely freaked out so he began chopping her body into itty bitty pieces. mira was still kind of alive while brad was chopping her up into pieces but she didn’t make a sound because she wanted her death to be epic and she thought her screaming or saying ‘ouch’ would ruin her death narrative. plus she was only 23 when she died and that’s such a cool age to go. that’s four years before kurt cobains death, 13 years before marilyn monroe’s death, 27 years before michael jackson’s death and 62 years before shirley temple’s death. mira got so excited thinking these thoughts that she sort of laughed but brad didn’t hear her because that’s when he began sawing off her legs. while brad sawed off her legs, mira thought about how 23 would be the new cool age to die and 27 would now be the uncool age to die. brad was thinking none of these things because he’s the one who killed mira and chopped her up in a fit of shock and confusion. brad did not want to go to jail because that would mean he wouldn’t see his family but more importantly, he wouldn’t be able to do his podcast anymore. in the not so distant future, brad’s podcast (other people) will become the most famous podcast in the united states so you could see why brad wouldn’t want to give up his livelihood to be somebody’s prison bitch.
blood was all over brad’s living room when someone who’s related to brad walked in and screamed in the most ear splitting way possible. unfortunately brad had to kill this person as well. as soon as the person who’s related to him screamed, brad thought of them testifying against him in court. and testifying in court meant no more podcast so they had to fucking go. brad shot them in the head and continued getting his chop on with @miragonz’s body. mira was barely alive when brad killed the person he was related to. she was kind of annoyed that she was not the only one getting killed on that fateful day but came to grips with it as soon as she realized that she was the more famous out of the two getting killed. the media loved talking about celebrity deaths more than basic bitch deaths so mira faded into black knowing her legacy was intact. brad then chopped mira’s head off and began crushing her severed head with his left foot. he also ate a little bit of mira’s tongue just to see what she tasted like. haha what a sick fuck.
brad was captured by police 10 days later while he was recording his podcast near the mexican border. his last interview was with himself.
lora norton, mira’s mom, was wearing a dalai lama t shirt as she shot brad listi multiple times as he entered the courtroom for the trial of her daughter’s death. she was not charged.
mira gonzalez (poet, internet fixture) died at the age of 23. her body was found buried 20 miles from mr. listi’s mcmansion. her edited tweets will be on display at musée du louvre for the next couple of decades.
5:22 pm • 27 August 2014 • 55 notes
sadpeopleatgym said: how can i buy your book?
paypal $15 to miraLgonzalez [at] gmail (+$3 for anywhere outside of the united states)
3:52 pm • 16 August 2014 • 6 notes
I’M SELLING COPIES OF MY BOOK
$15 each including an original piece of art by me
$3 for shipping outside the united states
paypal miraLgonzalez [at] gmail
my book is $13 on sorry house. for a mere $2 more you get priceless art and you support me directly
i don’t get shit when you buy from sorry house and we all know amazon is evil
offer continues while supplies last
12:54 pm • 16 August 2014 • 104 notes
6 Poems by Marshall Mallicoat
6 Marshall Mallicoat poems are up on Western Beefs of North America
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The Sun Do Move and the Earth Am Square
after the sermon by Rev. John Jasper
In the flint hills, you cut your feet
where the fences are fallen ladders
and the power lines come together
at right angles, like corners—
where the old internet still runs
blown on the wind
carried on strings drawn by pigeons.
The earth was taught patience (and waits).
The stars learned loneliness (and don’t they look lonely?).
The day comes when the sun
will be called from his racetrack
and his light squinched out forever—
But what do I care about the sun?
I ain’t been appointed to run the sun.
We are moon men, have always been moon men:
moon men and moon women.
And tonight is our favorite moon.
8:34 pm • 4 August 2014 • 28 notes
“Is it okay for us as a culture and for me as a mother to enjoy art that is both sexy and disturbing? To enjoy art that is essentially female—even in its ugliness? Sometimes it seems like we’ve only just gotten to the place as a society where we can get past the controversy that women dare make art at all.”
— We Need to Talk About Mira - Lora Norton (Mira’s mum)
5:26 pm • 4 August 2014 • 39 notes